For all you folks out there who just need a hard copy of a thing in your hands, I am going to release, this Christmas, a limited-edition, hand-made, hand-bound, book of my writings, poetry and artwork. Here it is: "A List of Broken Things." It is really something. Oh, and each will be numbered and signed by the Jolly, and there will be a very small number produced.
Want a unique x-mas present? Want the best of Jolly? Want Jollyganda, not propaganda? Want more hammers and less pansies in Congress? Contact me at Blackstarfish@cableone.net. It won't save you from Sasquatch abductions, but it might irritate nearby liberals and force them to jump off the world. You can even roll it up and use it as a fly swatter, or a stand-in ice cream scoop. You can use it to patch a hole in your car's window. Astronauts can use it in space to make fun weightless paper hats! You can cut it up and line your shoes with it. It will even wrap tasty bits of flounder.
I'm doing them for family, but drop me an e-mail if you want one.
All of your Jolly Rogers favorites, plus one or two surprises will be in this book - and it's hand-made by the Jolly using his archival-quality, high-tech gear and low-tech traditional oriental binding. This will be a work of art in every way!
-Dave
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