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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Watch for a great Christmas article!

Coming up in the next day or so, we have a great article from my old buddy Tom Macon - a much better writer than I'll ever be. If you're looking for the Christmas story of the year - it has arrived. Keep checking back.

Old Tom Macon - only here - on The Jolly Rogers.

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I have a number of friends whom are all much better people than I am. I know most of them don't give a rat's ass what I write, but occasionally, I might piss one or two off. That's why the list is so short, probably... no, just kidding. The list is short because when I make a friend, I try to keep them for life - like a bad virus. So like anything virulent, approach with solid bio-chem protection and minimize contact. Keep cipro and atropine / 2 pam chloride injectors handy in case of exposure. It's for the best. :)

However, for those I do piss off, send me a note via the "Hate Rogers" e-mail device in the column above right, and tell me where I'm going wrong. I never was a biased reporter, and I don't plan to start. I will print both sides of any story or editorial, if I have it. Really. Don't deep six me until you give me a chance to dig myself out of the journalistic hole. Besides, you all mean more to me than any story or political opinion - I'll delete this blog - and everything I ever wrote or painted before I give up on anyone.

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Here's your chance to change the world - or maybe influence one other person - to set in motion a thought which could become something transcendent. Just a simple quote - one amazing, original thought in the right mind and heart at the right moment. Nations have been born and reborn due to these small things. Great battles have been won. Fleeting moments have been captured and made timeless.

Be that person. Email your one sentence idea/quote game-changer to Blackstarfish@cableone.net. I'll post them to the Jolly Rogers as I get them. If they spark something special, I'll even write an article on it.

Write. Do something.

Please.

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Find your own unique ways to tell the world "I am not exactly sitting idly by!".

There are things you can do to show you care for, and are concerned about, the future of America, and all it has, and continues to represent, and stand for, thus telling the world that "I am not exactly sitting idly by" and letting you win.

What those things are will be up to you, and will be as varied, and unique, as the diverse make-up of this nation.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is that one does not have to be a Glenn Reynolds, Michelle Malkin, or Dave Rogers, with the name recognition, careers, and traffic, to match, or nominee/winner of anything for your blogging, to make a difference, and make people think.

As you say people need to decide to get off their butts and do what they can : "Write...do something".

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Putting the ING
in Blogging
Since 2002!

Look at his web page here.

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Like a bad fungus, or chewing gum on the hot pavement, the Jolly Rogers is here. Need a point of view? Borrow mine. Need a custom knife made - I can probably do that, but there had better be a damned good reason for the effort. Need your youthful optimism back... I haven't seen it.

It was probably really small anyway. Good luck finding it.

Need to find love in all the wrong places? Sounds like a personal issue. You need to work on that.

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The Green Line, Mogadishu 1993

Why are there no windows, no electrical wires - sometimes no roofs? People have sold everything they had, looted what they could, stripped whole buildings, just to get enough money to survive. But in many cases, the people were feeding a drug addiction, working for various factions and warlords. We went in to ensure the crooks didn't just steal the food from the starving population. How long did it take for such a monumental collapse to happen in a modern city? Only two years - and they were living a stone-age or bronze-age life amidst the rubble. We are always only spitting distance from the same fate, despite what people may think.

Want an opinion - borrow these.

Cap And Trade - doesn't matter if you buy your goods on the Black Market.

Global warming? Wear a sleeveless shirt.

Cow farts don't constitute a planetary threat if we eat more steak. Planetary threats are massive asteroids about to hit the Earth. We've got Bruce Willis to handle that before.

Worried about energy conservation? Use some global warming literature for kindling. If we replace all the "recycling" bins with "global warming literature bins," we may be able to light cities by burning the accumulated junk. We can even add those silly energy compliant lightbulbs to the pyre - they will no doubt make cheerful popping noises as they go - kind of like fireworks.

Scared of conspiracies like tranquilizers and mood control drugs in the water? Drink Rum.

Worried about lawyers and bankers? Tell the bankers that the lawyers are going to steal their money - and tell the lawyers that the bankers are going to steal their money. That'll keep 'em busy. Then pour concrete on the whole lot of them - much like the Russians did with Chernobyl. If it can contain a nuclear meltdown, it can handle some of society's loud-mouths.

Worried about hot air balloons? Don't stand under them.

Worried about terrorists? Well, they're worried about Predator drones, and maybe hot air balloons too, so don't sweat it.

Concerned about them coming to take your guns? Consider taping them to your body.

Worried about the ebola virus or mutated pig flu? Don't. If you've caught it, you're probably dead anyway - especially if we end up with Socialized health care.

Worried about salmonella in your pistachios? Don't. You're already dying from the Ebola or Pig or bird virus.

Scared of sasquatch attacks? Don't irritate the unknown forest primate.

Concerned about the rest of the wildlife? Try them with a little barbecue sauce and some nice sea salt. They're yummy.

Worried about alien sponges from the Planet Zort? It's too late anyway - they're already sucking the brains out of our politicians, and that's a very small meal.

Worried about Nancy Pelosi - well, I am too, but the alien sponges probably have her on the menu - unless she's really one of THEM, and that's just a Pelosi skin-suit we're seeing.

Worried about being forced to buy and drive a clown car? Load it into the back of your Hummer and drive it around, you'll feel better.

Worried about them coming out with a new kind of recording media - subsequently making your entire collection of Blue-Ray, DVDs, CDs, Video-cassettes, audio cassettes, 8-tracks and vinyl records completely useless? Well don't, because it's never happened before.

Concerned about those who are so concerned? Tell 'em to "shove it," and follow that up with a twangy, "Git off my land."

And as far as the country's lawmakers go...

"Eat the Congress...

...and their little dogs too."

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Watch for a great Christmas article!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Watch for a great Christmas article!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Want to see something which will pick up your spirits?

I like these guys...

Blog Farm

THE BEST ARTICLES

NEW TACTICAL GEAR WEBSITE

Flikr

Find me on Flikr

Quotes of the day

Contributors

My Links to better people than me.

Think you can't do anything - think your help won't be enough? Think again.

This new device will provide links to Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines who need help...

The Perfect Idea Project

Our Second "Perfect Idea" from a reader...

Our Third Perfect Idea

Blog Archive

Ellis Schools of Traditional Aikido - blog link

Jolly Rogers book finished!

Want to know who you are descended from?

-----

Madder than Max

U.S. Traditional Aikido - Ellis Schools - White Sands, NM

My other sites

Drop the number of Marxists, socialists, communists and other "ists" in the administration to zero.

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Search This Blog

THE NATIONAL DEBT

When a country dies.

A city lost.

The Green Line, Mogadishu 1993

Dave in Somalia

Dave in Russia

Become part of JOLLY NET - get your useless information from one incredibly useless source!

Want an opinion - borrow these.

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